You SAY you're a good friend of mine, but just HOW well do you know me?

Here's a series of *completely fair* questions to see if you REALLY know enough about me!

The questions will be multiple-choice, so hopefully that will relieve some stress.

Okay! Let the quiz... BEGIN!

1: A random thug with a gun shows up out of nowhere to kill us both! What do you do?

a) use yourself as a human shield
b) attack the thug and murder him with his own gun
c) run away, and leave me to die (you had BETTER not choose c!)

2: What is a man?

a) a miserable pile of secrets
b) food for cannibals
c) Is this a Castlevania reference or something? i freaking hate that series!

3: what does this: look like to you?

a) demon spawn
b) essence of evil
c) who the %#$@ put something related to those dang dirty horses in this quiz, anyway?

4: Aliens are....

a)$@#%ing awesome!
b)man's best friend!
c)far better than those %#$@ing horses!

5: Give me $40 so I can get Animal Crossing: New Leaf when it comes out.

.....Actually, that wasn't a question. Give me 40 bucks.




So, how do you think you did? I'm pretty sure you guys will get a perfect score!

Well, see ya next time on the Duskus Quiz Show, which probably won't ever be happening again!